Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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