Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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