So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
