i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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