That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
