with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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