Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I didn't notice because vodka
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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