nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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