Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I need water and some morals
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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