i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
