it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
