Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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