gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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