At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
These tits shall not be calmed
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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