Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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