Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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