MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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