so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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