I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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