Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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