I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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