A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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