a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
4 words: hood of his car
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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