You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
