She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
