He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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