Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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