I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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