O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
why do cheetos always look like penises
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
So vagazzling was a success
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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