Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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