By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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