I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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