I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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