Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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