Pappa wants mamma naked
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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