i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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