We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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