Nicole vs. Life
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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