im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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