Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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