I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do plants get herpes?
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