I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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