I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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