I think my fart just growled at me.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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