This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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