Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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