Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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