your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
