Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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