I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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