when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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